erisedbadger: thexsecretxlife: bakerstbarricadebabe: erisedbadger: When you feel bad about your procrastination, remember that Harry had 3 months to figure out the golden egg clue and he waited until the like night before to do it. At least you’re not gonna die for not doing your homework. Oh my god this is the most encouraging thing I’ve ever read in my life im sorry, but did you just...
tara-ka-sha: Leonardo DiCaprio paints himself gold and whispers “I am the Oscar”
xthegirlwithkaleidoscopeeyesx: Legit reasons to hate Justin Bieber: He said rape happens for a reason. When asked to try out veganism he made a big show of gagging on and spitting out a vegan steak that had been ordered for him. When he visited Anne Franks house, he wrote in the guest book that he hoped “she would have been a belieber”. He’s a spoiled little brat. Not legit reasons to hate...
flandusdestiel: Just because someone supports gay rights doesn’t mean they’re gay. I mean, I support animal rights, do I look like a fucking alpaca to you?
Dear every manufacturer of women's clothing, ever:
my-girl-binx: bythehammerofthor94: deadjohn: bassoonerthebetter: lord-kitschener: gothiccharmschool: Faux pockets are an abomination. If you’re going to bother putting pocket flaps on something, add the G-d damn pockets. No love, Jilli And make the pockets deeper, you soulless bastards. You know what’s attractive? Not this: EVERYONE REBLOG THIS On average, men’s pants...
When i found out Canada banned members of the...
fuckyeahhipsterquotes: jensenlocked: satanslust13: funny-town: canada keeps getting better and better if we just gave canada control of the whole world we could achieve world peace Yes, Canada. YES.
pizza: i am so done with everything except my homework
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